time since the world was supposed to end according to the mayans:
(well, actually, according to random people in the 2000s. december 21st 2012 truly was just the end of a really long calendar, random people just thought that the end of the calendar meant the end of the world. too bad they were off by about 7 years. you can read this i guess)
000:00:00:00
time since the start of the worst year:
(aka, 2020. okay, maybe there have been worse years. but doesn't mean i liked it.)
000:00:00:00
time since the start of Y2K:
(aka, 2000, which, coincidentally, is another day where people thought the world was going to end. okay, well, they thought that the computers would glitch out. which it kinda did, but not really. look, just read the wikipedia article)
000:00:00:00
time since the moon landing:
(which happened in the funniest year in 1000 years)
(remember, birthday, not birth. i have no idea what time i was born)
000:00:00:00
and then the countdowns:
time until next minute:
000:00:00:00
time until next hour:
000:00:00:00
time until next christmas:
000:00:00:00
time until next year:
000:00:00:00
time until next halloween:
000:00:00:00
time until my next birthday:
000:00:00:00
time until the end of time:
(okay, well, unix time. basically, once this countdown hits zero, the system which counts the time since january 1st 1970 will overflow, breaking a bunch of older computers that still use 32-bit integers. look at this article)